Randomocity

thorinsexenshield:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

Wow.

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

shavingryansprivates:

striderstesticle:

shavingryansprivates:

crying is manly as shit

crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.

told u

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

nitlon:

I’m gonna start adding completely misplaced qualifiers to everything I say until you all stop doing it

I’m not racist, but that was a really good fruit salad

I’m not gay, but I really enjoyed going on that boat ride

it’s not that I think all Muslims are terrorists, but I think maroon and gold is a really nice color scheme