Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
I’m gonna start adding completely misplaced qualifiers to everything I say until you all stop doing it
I’m not racist, but that was a really good fruit salad
I’m not gay, but I really enjoyed going on that boat ride
it’s not that I think all Muslims are terrorists, but I think maroon and gold is a really nice color scheme